I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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