Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
