Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
