i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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