Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Plan B is the new Plan A
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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