What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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