So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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