You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
where am i from again
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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