So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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