Can Purell be used as lube?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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