I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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