go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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