are you so shy because you have an std?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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