I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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