member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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