I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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