So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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