i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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