Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I bet he comes in French.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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