she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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