Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Say something about gay babies.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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