Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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