Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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