He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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