So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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