its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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