So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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