your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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