There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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