We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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