Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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You. Win. At. Life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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