You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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