How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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