i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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