Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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