I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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