How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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