he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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