okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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