I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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