the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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