He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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