Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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