oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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