i just wanna soil my oats bro
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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