I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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