gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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