If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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