It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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