I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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